Naked people are very cold when they go outside naked in the cold.
Crap boogers! I just ran outside in my pajamas --I'm blogging in my pajamas, what a hoot! -- because I thought they had delivered my New York Times. I had heard a distinctive wet "slap" outside in the gutter, where they usually throw my paper. But this was only another dead cat that had fallen off of my roof. I don't know why, but there are always lots of dead cats falling off of my roof. I am going to have to move.
While I was standing in the gutter looking for the newspaper I heard the door shut and lock behind me. And then the newspaper truck came and threw the NYTimes on my head! How rotten. At least it was not the Sunday edition.
It is a good thing that I brought my laptop with me so I can still blog!
UPDATE: There is a Cinemax documentary on nudity tonight. It occurs to me that naked people would look very silly without their clothes on. Also, it is nonpartisa xxxlnln SADJCALJSC;L;$&$&)_)))nnnn
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UPDATE: Ooops! Another dead cat just fell on my laptop. Why all the dead cats? What a mystery!
While I was standing in the gutter looking for the newspaper I heard the door shut and lock behind me. And then the newspaper truck came and threw the NYTimes on my head! How rotten. At least it was not the Sunday edition.
It is a good thing that I brought my laptop with me so I can still blog!
UPDATE: There is a Cinemax documentary on nudity tonight. It occurs to me that naked people would look very silly without their clothes on. Also, it is nonpartisa xxxlnln SADJCALJSC;L;$&$&)_)))nnnn
wekjjkweAJMSM
UPDATE: Ooops! Another dead cat just fell on my laptop. Why all the dead cats? What a mystery!
posted by Ann Altmouse at 7:36 PM
8 Comments:
I saw that documentary! It was about a man who took pictures of a lot of nude people, which was very artistic, except for all the nude people.
I think nude people are partisan.
That may be true. In my experience, nudity makes one less comfortable about sitting on the fence.
"You don't want to see naked people. Trust me." That explained so much...
What if a nude person spontaneously combusts?
What if a nude person spontaneously combusts?
That would obviously be partisan. They should try being sensible centrists like me who jus happen to agree with the administration on every issue.
Also, it is nonpartisa xxxlnln SADJCALJSC;L;$&$&)_)))nnnn
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The analysis is becoming much more intellectually rigorous. I think the dead cats are helping our law prof with her writing.
The nuder I is the partisaner I is. Therefore I is never nude.
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