Friday, December 01, 2006

Naked people are very cold when they go outside naked in the cold.

Crap boogers! I just ran outside in my pajamas --I'm blogging in my pajamas, what a hoot! -- because I thought they had delivered my New York Times. I had heard a distinctive wet "slap" outside in the gutter, where they usually throw my paper. But this was only another dead cat that had fallen off of my roof. I don't know why, but there are always lots of dead cats falling off of my roof. I am going to have to move.

While I was standing in the gutter looking for the newspaper I heard the door shut and lock behind me. And then the newspaper truck came and threw the NYTimes on my head! How rotten. At least it was not the Sunday edition.

It is a good thing that I brought my laptop with me so I can still blog!

UPDATE: There is a Cinemax documentary on nudity tonight. It occurs to me that naked people would look very silly without their clothes on. Also, it is nonpartisa xxxlnln SADJCALJSC;L;$&$&)_)))nnnn

wekjjkweAJMSM

UPDATE: Ooops! Another dead cat just fell on my laptop. Why all the dead cats? What a mystery!

19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I saw that documentary! It was about a man who took pictures of a lot of nude people, which was very artistic, except for all the nude people.

11:16 PM  
Blogger NYMary said...

I think nude people are partisan.

6:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That may be true. In my experience, nudity makes one less comfortable about sitting on the fence.

11:48 AM  
Blogger Scott Lemieux said...

"You don't want to see naked people. Trust me." That explained so much...

3:47 PM  
Blogger ntodd said...

What if a nude person spontaneously combusts?

7:13 PM  
Blogger NYMary said...

What if a nude person spontaneously combusts?

That would obviously be partisan. They should try being sensible centrists like me who jus happen to agree with the administration on every issue.

8:27 PM  
Blogger flory said...

Also, it is nonpartisa xxxlnln SADJCALJSC;L;$&$&)_)))nnnn

wekjjkweAJMSM


The analysis is becoming much more intellectually rigorous. I think the dead cats are helping our law prof with her writing.

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The nuder I is the partisaner I is. Therefore I is never nude.

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2015-10-10 xiaozhengm
Air Jordan 4 Green Glow
ugg boots
Designer Louis Vuitton Handbags Online
ugg boots australia
Christian Louboutin Outlet Authentic Sneakers Online
coach outlet
coach factory outlet
Red Bottom Shoes Christian Louboutin
michael kors outlet online
michael kors outlet
Louis Vuitton Bags On Sale Cheap
Michael Kors Outlet Online USA Stores
ralph lauren uk
canada goose jackets
Louis Vuitton Bags Original
canada goose jackets
cheap ugg boots
nike trainers
Coach Factory Outlet Online Authentic
timberland boots for men
Designer Handbags Louis Vuitton
michael kors outlet online
Abercrombie Short T-Shirts
ugg sale
Michael Kors Outlet Discount Purses Online
hermes bags
Michael Kors Outlet Official Website
michael kors bags
Michael Kors Outlet Sale Online Store
Ugg Boots,Ugg Boots Outlet,Ugg Outlet,Cheap Uggs,Uggs On Sale,Ugg Boots Clearance,Uggs For Women

4:51 AM  
Blogger 柯云 said...

2015-12-21keyun
ugg boots outlet
air max 95
michael kors bags
air jordans
air max 95
lebron james basketball shoes
michael kors outlet online sale
oakley outlet
louis vuitton outlet
ugg boots
polo ralph lauren
coach outlet
ugg boots
michael kors outlet
abercrombie clothing
hollister clothing
michael kors outlet
toms outlet
swarovski crystal
ugg outlet
michael kors outlet clearance
michael kors outlet
ugg outlet
louis vuitton outlet stores
cheap toms
ugg sale
coach outlet store online clearance
p90x
nike air huarache
nike free 5.0
ugg boots outlet
instyler
coach outlet
coach outlet
michael kors
louis vuitton handbags
coach outlet store online
louis vuitton handbags
ugg boots

9:32 PM  
Blogger oakleyses said...

ray ban sunglasses, cheap uggs, uggs, michael kors outlet, ray ban sunglasses, michael kors outlet, prada handbags, ugg boots clearance, oakley sunglasses cheap, longchamp handbags, air max, michael kors outlet, jordan shoes, polo ralph lauren, gucci outlet, christian louboutin, replica watches, louboutin shoes, louis vuitton, ray ban sunglasses, polo ralph lauren outlet, kate spade outlet, burberry outlet, tiffany and co, louis vuitton outlet, louboutin, nike shoes, oakley sunglasses, air max, uggs outlet, cheap oakley sunglasses, tory burch outlet, louis vuitton handbags, ugg outlet, longchamp handbags, louboutin outlet, rolex watches, michael kors outlet, michael kors outlet online sale, burberry outlet, louis vuitton outlet stores, prada outlet, tiffany and co, oakley sunglasses, chanel handbags, longchamp outlet

4:37 PM  
Blogger oakleyses said...

michael kors, air max pas cher, kate spade handbags, longchamp, true religion outlet, nike free pas cher, ralph lauren, abercrombie and fitch, coach purses, lululemon outlet online, sac burberry, louboutin, air jordan, nike air max, sac longchamp pas cher, timberland, nike roshe run pas cher, coach outlet, nike roshe, air max, true religion jeans, nike free, nike tn, polo ralph lauren, nike blazer, replica handbags, polo lacoste, oakley pas cher, ray ban sunglasses, ray ban pas cher, vanessa bruno, hogan outlet, mulberry, converse pas cher, michael kors outlet, michael kors pas cher, vans pas cher, sac hermes, true religion outlet, coach outlet store online, hollister, true religion jeans, michael kors uk, air max, new balance pas cher, nike air force, sac guess, north face, north face, hollister

4:39 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

true religion
longchamp
nike air max
chrome hearts online
michael kors outlet
lacoste outlet
yeezy boost 350
michael kors outlet online
lacoste outlet
timberland boots
20170623

6:47 PM  
Anonymous sleeve tunisie said...

https://www.medespoir.ca/sleeve-gastrectomie/

6:48 AM  
Blogger clinique hannibal said...

In vitro Tunisie
Augmentation mammaire Tunisie
Sleeve Tunisie
Rhinoplastie Tunisie

5:54 AM  
Blogger clinique hannibal said...

Septoplastie Tunisie
Liposuccion laser Tunisie
Blepharoplastie laser Tunisie
PRP Tunisie
Botox Tunisie

7:58 AM  
Anonymous chirurgie obésité said...

sleeve gastrique tunisie prix

2:51 AM  
Blogger clinique medespoir clinique med said...

Liposuccion Tunisie

7:54 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

www0511
ugg outlet
football shirts
nike store uk
swarovski crystal
cheap football shirts
adidas trainers
ugg boots
ray ban sunglasses
coach outlet
new balance shoes

1:34 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home