Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Get the message?

Too many partisans are attacking me because they do not believe that messages can be transmitted by blinking. I hope this teaches them a lesson.


Understand?

UPDATE: I hope this fellow appreciates that I will not start a blogwar with him. GAZE INTO MY EYES, PARTISAN!

UPDATE: This woman has a lot to apologize for as well.

38 Comments:

Blogger watertiger said...

I find your stare mesmerizing!

5:12 PM  
Anonymous mrs. ibrahim al-jafaari said...

look deeply into my eyes, I am a stylist, I am a stylist, I am a....

5:28 PM  
Blogger ntodd said...

I'm not a chick, dude.

5:30 PM  
Blogger echidne said...

This post is LONG. Hmmmm.


I wonder. Why are the blogs long and the eye blinks short?

5:31 PM  
Blogger GWPDA said...

B*I*G* M*E*A*N*I*E*!!!!

5:32 PM  
Blogger watertiger said...

I'm not a chick, dude.

I'm not a fellow, man!

5:35 PM  
Blogger mjs said...

i love you that you are so not partisan. (blink blink)

6:13 PM  
Blogger Jacques Cuze said...

I just bought 100,000 shares of Sesame Street.

6:29 PM  
Blogger flory said...

M*E*

6:38 PM  
Blogger PhD9 said...

Rendering a whole new meaning to the phrase "you have fascinating eyes."

6:45 PM  
Blogger ntodd said...

I'm a little confused by the blinking. I've decoded it as "I have a gub."

7:01 PM  
Blogger jurassicpork said...

I've always wondered what Marilyn Musgrave would look like as a sock puppet.

7:24 PM  
Blogger ellroon said...

Dear god.... after staring into those eyes I have this violent need to call some evil doers....

Anybody have the number?

7:30 PM  
Blogger Phila said...

What you're proposing is not just immoral, but illegal.

Besides, I'm a happily married man.

7:31 PM  
Blogger zoe said...

are you as brilliant as your post suggests? hmmmmmm...not

8:37 PM  
Blogger Righteous Bubba said...

One, zero, one, zero...dammit, get to the point.

8:39 PM  
Blogger Ann Altmouse said...

R Bubba, you are missing the letter three. Shape up!

9:11 PM  
Anonymous Darryl Pearce said...

"...missing the letter three"

W?TF! Like missing the "numeral" Q.

That's the problem with conspiracies: nobody knows anything about them except the people in them. And for those of us on the outside, we're just ...guessing.

9:45 PM  
Anonymous Dumbo said...

Ann, dearest,

blink. Blink-blink, blink, blink-blink, blinkety-blinkety-blink-blink-blink. And blink blinkety blink, blink. Blink.

... Yours Blinkety-blink, blink blink,

... Blink blinkety.

10:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see. It's telling me that you are a complete moron.

Mardam

5:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On that wreck of a blog, Althouse gives us:

"there have been stories about Al Qaeda videos possibly containing code"

Well, there have been years of stories about a man who has laser beams shooting out of his eyes - Cyclops of the X-men.

Surely, it was right to use those ruby quartz goggles on Padilla because it is _possible_ that he also has laser beam eyes.

Duh.

8:11 AM  
Anonymous NickP said...

And the sound deadening earphones? I suppose he might flap his ears!

8:35 AM  
Blogger flory said...

I'm a little confused by the blinking. I've decoded it as "I have a gub."

That was yesterday's code key. Get with the program.

8:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My Morse code is rusty, but if I'm not mistaken, she's blinking "a-n-a-l-h-o-u-s-e-i-s-a-c-o-m-p-l-e-t-e-i-d-i-o-t" "Stop".

9:57 AM  
Anonymous charley said...

i would think she'd just give up and go away, with her tail between her legs.

but i know that's not going to happen.

11:00 AM  
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1:20 PM  
Anonymous Jose P said...

I can also send coded messages via my mad tap dancing skillz - thus the need to manacle my feet.

2:08 PM  
Blogger Pinko said...

Who is analhouse?

3:50 PM  
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Forget WHO analhouse is, I'm curious to know WHERE analhouse is and if they cater.

6:30 PM  
Anonymous John said...

I was watching a television show that was not very entertaining (so little of what I watch is entertaining! Why is that?) when I decided that I needed to have a bowl of carrots.

Does anybody else ever want to eat carrots while they are watching television that is not entertaining?

5:25 PM  
Anonymous Hattie said...

If I may quote you:
I started blogging with the idea of just seeing what struck me over the course of the day, primarily as I sat down with the New York Times every morning.
Wow! That's so dynamic!

5:13 PM  
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