Get the message?
Too many partisans are attacking me because they do not believe that messages can be transmitted by blinking. I hope this teaches them a lesson.
Understand?
UPDATE: I hope this fellow appreciates that I will not start a blogwar with him. GAZE INTO MY EYES, PARTISAN!
UPDATE: This woman has a lot to apologize for as well.
Understand?
UPDATE: I hope this fellow appreciates that I will not start a blogwar with him. GAZE INTO MY EYES, PARTISAN!
UPDATE: This woman has a lot to apologize for as well.
posted by Ann Altmouse at 4:57 PM
32 Comments:
I find your stare mesmerizing!
look deeply into my eyes, I am a stylist, I am a stylist, I am a....
I'm not a chick, dude.
This post is LONG. Hmmmm.
I wonder. Why are the blogs long and the eye blinks short?
B*I*G* M*E*A*N*I*E*!!!!
I'm not a chick, dude.
I'm not a fellow, man!
i love you that you are so not partisan. (blink blink)
I just bought 100,000 shares of Sesame Street.
M*E*
Rendering a whole new meaning to the phrase "you have fascinating eyes."
I'm a little confused by the blinking. I've decoded it as "I have a gub."
I've always wondered what Marilyn Musgrave would look like as a sock puppet.
Dear god.... after staring into those eyes I have this violent need to call some evil doers....
Anybody have the number?
What you're proposing is not just immoral, but illegal.
Besides, I'm a happily married man.
are you as brilliant as your post suggests? hmmmmmm...not
One, zero, one, zero...dammit, get to the point.
R Bubba, you are missing the letter three. Shape up!
"...missing the letter three"
W?TF! Like missing the "numeral" Q.
That's the problem with conspiracies: nobody knows anything about them except the people in them. And for those of us on the outside, we're just ...guessing.
Ann, dearest,
blink. Blink-blink, blink, blink-blink, blinkety-blinkety-blink-blink-blink. And blink blinkety blink, blink. Blink.
... Yours Blinkety-blink, blink blink,
... Blink blinkety.
I see. It's telling me that you are a complete moron.
Mardam
On that wreck of a blog, Althouse gives us:
"there have been stories about Al Qaeda videos possibly containing code"
Well, there have been years of stories about a man who has laser beams shooting out of his eyes - Cyclops of the X-men.
Surely, it was right to use those ruby quartz goggles on Padilla because it is _possible_ that he also has laser beam eyes.
Duh.
And the sound deadening earphones? I suppose he might flap his ears!
I'm a little confused by the blinking. I've decoded it as "I have a gub."
That was yesterday's code key. Get with the program.
My Morse code is rusty, but if I'm not mistaken, she's blinking "a-n-a-l-h-o-u-s-e-i-s-a-c-o-m-p-l-e-t-e-i-d-i-o-t" "Stop".
i would think she'd just give up and go away, with her tail between her legs.
but i know that's not going to happen.
For some reason I really feel like eating some falafel.
I can also send coded messages via my mad tap dancing skillz - thus the need to manacle my feet.
Who is analhouse?
Forget WHO analhouse is, I'm curious to know WHERE analhouse is and if they cater.
I was watching a television show that was not very entertaining (so little of what I watch is entertaining! Why is that?) when I decided that I needed to have a bowl of carrots.
Does anybody else ever want to eat carrots while they are watching television that is not entertaining?
If I may quote you:
I started blogging with the idea of just seeing what struck me over the course of the day, primarily as I sat down with the New York Times every morning.
Wow! That's so dynamic!
Have any of you heard of this guy?
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