Dive for the diva.
EEEEEEEEEK!
Omigod! This is so hot! I am nominated for "Blogress Diva"! I just wish the Gay Patriot would fix the typo in my name. But EEEEEEEEEK! Omigod!
I just want to say that I am not a conservative, so I can't quite understand why I should be put up for an award for a "Conservative Blogress Diva." I am non-partisan and independent. It's only small-minded misunderstanding that causes everyone else in the entire world except me to call me a "conservative." So much is obvious.
I am however quite clearly a "Blogress." Squeak! Tee-hee! Omigosh! I am the girliest Constitutional Law Scholar ever! Even more so than John Roberts!
Giggle! I am a DIVA! Worship at my shoes!
Of course, I am also too serious-minded to be remotely impressed by such frivolity, too much of a genuine feminist. That is why I won't gush.
Omigod! This is so hot! I am nominated for "Blogress Diva"! I just wish the Gay Patriot would fix the typo in my name. But EEEEEEEEEK! Omigod!
I just want to say that I am not a conservative, so I can't quite understand why I should be put up for an award for a "Conservative Blogress Diva." I am non-partisan and independent. It's only small-minded misunderstanding that causes everyone else in the entire world except me to call me a "conservative." So much is obvious.
I am however quite clearly a "Blogress." Squeak! Tee-hee! Omigosh! I am the girliest Constitutional Law Scholar ever! Even more so than John Roberts!
Giggle! I am a DIVA! Worship at my shoes!
Of course, I am also too serious-minded to be remotely impressed by such frivolity, too much of a genuine feminist. That is why I won't gush.
posted by Ann Altmouse at 7:43 PM
12 Comments:
I think it's very unhelpful that you've been accused of being partisan.
Having said that, you are the hottest conservative mama on teh net and I hope you crush that commie slattern Malkin.
Nim, I'm glad to see you are engaging in honest self-reflection and picking up the quality of your comments.
I'd hit it.
Uh...not sure if 'it' is nim or ann.
I think the word "blogress" lacks a certain euphony. Still, if anyone deserves to be a "conservative blogress diva," it's you.
I can defend my case with facts.
1. Despite having the razor-sharp mind of a constitutional law scholar, you're pleasingly giddy and girlish. A "feminist" CLS might be tempted to overplay her hand; in doing so, she'd be likely to intimidate men to the point where they'd be unwilling to listen to her analysis. By occasionally pretending to be some sort of non-threatening airhead who forgets what she's talking about in the middle of her sentences, you completely avoid this danger.
2. Emotional unpredictability is central to being a diva. By switching randomly from bland consumerist babble to ill-tempered authoritarian shrewishness, you give your readers that sickening rollercoaster-ride sensation they expect from their divas.
3. As it says in the Bible, "Who is like unto the Beast? Who is able to make war with him?" The fact is, you have no meaningful competition. Michelle Malkin is robotically partisan, she's not a constitutional law scholar of any kind, and - let's face it - she's some sort of foreigner. (Not that it's wrong to be a foreigner, but you know what I mean.) Also, she's not as smart as you, and she smells like fish emulsion and mothballs (or so I hear). Who does that leave? No one but you. It's a simple matter of arithmetic, or maybe statistics.
Here! A plate of eclairs for you! congratulations for your nomination!
Phila, the key to my tremendous success is my profound self-knowledge, which is even deeper than my extensive knowledge of Constitutional Law. I hope you come to understand this process one day yourself. That is why I encourage you to engage in a process of honest self-reflection.
k ron and fred, thanks! I am indeed a cooly aloof constitutional scholar who is also a gushy diva. That is why I am so savagely attacked by partisans, just like John Roberts.
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