Britney Spears's uncovered vagina makes my blog look good.

I was only blogging about Camille Paglia, but for some reason Sitemeter is recording a lot of hits for Britney Spears's vagina, which she takes out in public with her without putting underpants on it first. I don't know why Camille Paglia and Britney Spears are the same person or why they do not wear underwear.

But this is the lesson: women who do not wear underwear grab your attention. This is something you would not have known unless you read my blog.

UPDATE: I did a Barfingheads today with Jonah Goldberg, where we talked about sex and religion and science fiction, and politics. Unfortunately, the camera that was recording it began to spontaneously melt three minutes in. How weird! So you can't hear it. Oddly enough, all the tech engineers also killed themselves by stabbing themselves in the eyes with pencils. How odd!