What color is your soul?
I have not posted in a week because I was wondering what my soul would look like on the Internet. I finally found it!
I don't suppose any of the left-wing bloggers who are my enemies will understand this, though. Their souls are like robots. They should have souls that are more like toasters, or perhaps fried dough.
UPDATE: I am constantly attacked by bloggers who are passive aggressive, driven by their insatiable egos. I just post whatever waltzes into my head here in my lonely outpost in Madison, Wisconsin. Do you know why I am so critical of liberals? Because here in Madison I am surrounded by liberals! And none of them is as smart as I am! Why do they not bring me coffee in the morning in my office? Why do I have to buy it at Starbucks? They are so lazy!
I don't suppose any of the left-wing bloggers who are my enemies will understand this, though. Their souls are like robots. They should have souls that are more like toasters, or perhaps fried dough.
UPDATE: I am constantly attacked by bloggers who are passive aggressive, driven by their insatiable egos. I just post whatever waltzes into my head here in my lonely outpost in Madison, Wisconsin. Do you know why I am so critical of liberals? Because here in Madison I am surrounded by liberals! And none of them is as smart as I am! Why do they not bring me coffee in the morning in my office? Why do I have to buy it at Starbucks? They are so lazy!
posted by Ann Altmouse at 2:43 PM
6 Comments:
Why is there a picture of my left testicle on your blog?
That cabbage looks suspiciously partisan. I think Glenn Greenwald put it there. Just an FYI. Can't be too careful these days.
Ann, you really should consider using non-partisan veggies to represent your soul. Everyone knows cabbage is leftist.
Heh.
-Insty
You should talk more about sex. Everybody who is an adult does it! Or at least could do it, if they aren't impaired. Or if they don't think it's right.
But not children! You shouldn't talk about sex with children!
Oh for the days of reeling around Madison dead drunk shouting obscenities and munching on friend dough and pissing off the old folks trying to sleep.
Never have I experienced such drunkenness as in Madison.
Blauuurp!
Audrey Two, izzat you?
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