Speed stapling again.

Many people have questioned whether there is really any usefulness in speed stapling.

This is mere partisan carping. When I was in law school I was often asked to do the stapling. For every group project I had the job of stapler-in-chief. Everyone was surely afraid that I would outshine them if I were allowed to do any of the law-research and law-writing thingies. Learning how to staple rapidly and accurately got me my law degree.

Have you ever noticed that if you keep your eyes open long enough your eyeballs feel itchy?