Thursday, December 29, 2005

Speed stapling again.

Many people have questioned whether there is really any usefulness in speed stapling.

This is mere partisan carping. When I was in law school I was often asked to do the stapling. For every group project I had the job of stapler-in-chief. Everyone was surely afraid that I would outshine them if I were allowed to do any of the law-research and law-writing thingies. Learning how to staple rapidly and accurately got me my law degree.

Have you ever noticed that if you keep your eyes open long enough your eyeballs feel itchy?

12 Comments:

Blogger Aspasia M. said...

Obviously those commentors against speed stapling are liberal partisans who hate Bush. (And those people don't really care about feminism.)

Speed stapling is essential for the War on Terror. The rhetoric that supports speed stapling must not be undermined!

Ms. Blogress, Did you know that the nostrils are the body part of the week?

7:58 PM  
Blogger Nim said...

Conservative Blogress Diva-

Do you ever have contests with yourself to see how long you can keep your eyes open without blinking? I think that would be a fun game to play.

Perhaps we could all have a contest for that here, and post our record times. It's possible that some Bush-hating ideologues could cheat and lie about how long they kept their eyeballs open, but I think most of us are far too self-reflective for that.

I just tried the game now! I kept my eyes open 14 seconds before I had to blink. I almost passed out though.

6:08 AM  
Blogger Ann Altmouse said...

Nostrils are of course nonpartisan. Noses, however, are not. Strange but true!

Nim, I just held a contest like you suggest! I won! Vote for me for best conservative diva, although of course I am not a conservative. I am nonpartisan. Why is everyone so unclear about that? Have they no objectivity?

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