Speed stapling.

You know what would be exciting? Speed stapling. That would be a competition in which office workers "face off" to see who could staple the most collated reports in a designated time period. Points could be awarded for accuracy as well. Is the staple perfectly horizontal each and every time? I've always liked staples. What is your favorite office supply? Do you like toner? I enjoy toner. There is a lot of it in the supply cabinet in my office. It has a very pleasant aroma. I also think it would be fun to find out how much my hair weighs.