Jonah likes to wear skirts.

This is exciting! Jonah Goldberg is coming to the Midwest for an interesting and thoroughly nonpartisan speaking tour. What fun. I hope he wears his skirt.



Note: I am still mad at the assistant vice principal in Junior High School who did not want me to wear short skirts. That was so partisan! I kept wearing them as a matter of principle. But it is certainly fair and indeed a moral obligation to make fun of this young man. The cases are completely different. I do not like Metallica, even though they may indeed be nonpartisan.

UPDATE: John Kerry should wear a skirt! He is very silly for being in Switzerland while calling for a filibuster. If he were serious about the filibuster, he would not have had this trip on his agenda months ago but would have scheduled it with more honest self-reflection.

John Kerry wants the Supreme Court to be "political." That is absurd! If the membership of the Supreme Court were supposed to be "political," then the objectivity of the judges and their totally impartial qualifications would not be so crucial when the president selects them. And, obviously, these nonpartisan qualities are what primarily recommends them. The Supreme Court is no place for politics! Only an utterly objective adherence to the law matters.

UPDATE: If the Democrats want to pick the members of the Supreme Court, they should win in the political arena. Only a political victory enables you to choose who will be on the highest court in the land. Bush won politically, and his politics can guide his choice of Justices, and it is silly to object. The partisan Democrats do not understand politics. And nonpartisanship.

UPDATE: Does anyone have an Advil?