"Right now everyone is offering me certain things, but I know the show I want to do."

It seems that Richard Simmons is going move to the TV screen:

Fitness guru Richard Simmons, who has been offering guidance to the out-of-shape masses on his Sirius Satellite radio program of late, reveals, "Now we're going to turn it into a television show. Right now everyone is offering me certain things, but I know the show I want to do."

I have always been a big Richard Simmons fan. But I do wonder if now is quite the time for him to be leaving KISS. They have had several very interesting tours lately.

UPDATE: I am moving soon. Does anybody have any interest in buying our 1600-pound ball of used Band-Aids? David Ogden Altmouse Steirs and I have been building it since he was very small. I am sentimentally attached to it, but it will not fit into the new condo.

Here is a picture of the view from my new window. Those sorts of explosions happen all the time out in the old pasture. Very odd.



And here is a picture of the local cafe, with some of the "regulars." That fellow there works for NASA!