Monday, February 20, 2006

"Right now everyone is offering me certain things, but I know the show I want to do."

It seems that Richard Simmons is going move to the TV screen:
Fitness guru Richard Simmons, who has been offering guidance to the out-of-shape masses on his Sirius Satellite radio program of late, reveals, "Now we're going to turn it into a television show. Right now everyone is offering me certain things, but I know the show I want to do."
I have always been a big Richard Simmons fan. But I do wonder if now is quite the time for him to be leaving KISS. They have had several very interesting tours lately.

UPDATE: I am moving soon. Does anybody have any interest in buying our 1600-pound ball of used Band-Aids? David Ogden Altmouse Steirs and I have been building it since he was very small. I am sentimentally attached to it, but it will not fit into the new condo.

Here is a picture of the view from my new window. Those sorts of explosions happen all the time out in the old pasture. Very odd.



And here is a picture of the local cafe, with some of the "regulars." That fellow there works for NASA!

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Blogger Jacques Cuze said...

Nice view, it reminds me of this song:

http://www.bobdylan.com/songs/hardrain.html. Bob says it doesn't refer to nuclear fallout specifically, bit it seems to fit. Speaking of seeming to fit, near as I can tell, isn't David Ogden Altmouse Stiers, a law student, and of a certain age to join the army? Since you have had a son and therefore must be a conservative non-partisan, I wonder why David Ogden Altmouse Stiers is languishing in law school and not bonding in America's Army? Is he fit? Doesn't he want to make the country safer for his mother? Why does David hate you?

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Blogger NYMary said...

Is that NASA scientist your husband? Maybe your older brother?

6:35 AM  
Blogger weinerdog43 said...

Oh heavens! Those photos are from that terribly partisan show, Mystery Science Theatre 3000! Humor is sooo liberal.

I don't recall the exact movie, but it was filmed entirely in Wisconsin. That probably makes it less partisan, though.

Giant spiders attacking Alan Hale, a county fair, local rednecks and drunks in rural Wisconsin is just not funny in any way.

12:45 PM  
Blogger Aspasia M. said...

I love the explosion picture. Laughed out loud.

I have this particular tone in my head when I read these posts...Altmouse just perfectly captures something...

Too much laughing today - between this and all the student e-mail stuff at Acephalous and Crooked Timber, oh my. Lots of great ways to procrastinate on the diss.

11:51 PM  
Anonymous Bob said...

Ms. Altmouse:
Gene Simmons is in KISS - Richard Simmons is the founder of Def Jam Records.
Yrs
Bob

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Blogger Ann Altmouse said...

Geoduck, the "tone" that I "perfectly capture" is that of nonpartisan enlightenment. You should download it for your cell phone.

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Anonymous INMA30 said...

I devoutly find the tone sublimely crisp.

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Blogger Phila said...

Geoduck, the "tone" that I "perfectly capture" is that of nonpartisan enlightenment. You should download it for your cell phone.

As long as you're getting into merchandising, how about a candy bowl in the shape of your head? I could store my caramels in it before throwing them away.

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Blogger refinnej said...

"As long as you're getting into merchandising, how about a candy bowl in the shape of your head? I could store my caramels in it before throwing them away."

My God, but that's a lot of caramel...

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Blogger Jacques Cuze said...

A disciple of another sect once came to Drescher as he was eating his morning meal.

"I would like to give you this personality test", said the outsider, "because I want you to be happy."

Drescher took the paper that was offered him and put it into the toaster, saying: "I wish the toaster to be happy, too."


non-partisan enlightenment: old and busted

new hotness: zen enlightenment.

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